Rumors: 07.2006

21.7.06

What happens when I get half the boat to call for Flipper.

Good times in San Diego! Whew...what happens when 450 hot pirates get on a boat in San Diego with no food and tons of booze? Mayhem. Total. Mayhem. I had a great set, and even pulled a diva move by throwing my headphones down in frustration with my monitor, which kept clipping out. (So, pardon my few questionable mixes.) You just can't applaud Blue enough for putting together probably the most unique [read: expensive] events for the Southern California house and burner community. It is always so interesting for me to see househeads mixed with pirate hippie burners, sprinkled with people I used to go to high school with....ahhhh the good times. I also was on the receiving end of my ego. Meaning, it was firmly handed to me when one of my closest friends Alyssa came stumbling upstairs halfway through my set and muttered angrily: "I just left my favorite DJ for you." Emphasis on the "you." Now, up until this point, I assumed that I was her favorite, probably just because she goes to most of my events (probably because I always get her in for free.) But no. I've been beaten out by 20 ounce Meat from San Diego as favorite DJ. Things could be worse: it could have been Wolfie. Ha ha ha.... But in all honesty, hats off to Blue for another stellar event. I had a great set, pulled off some CD giveaways and got to plaster my sticker all over the bare asses of the girls on the boat and that never sucks.

18.7.06

So my friends The Orangekids get together every summer and throw a summer camp. It's called OrangeCamp. We rent out a real camp (like when you were a kid and went to camp?) and everything. We have meal times and a meal bell we ring, and some friends teach classes during the day like how to use L-wire in your clothes for burningman, and how to hoola hoop and such.

It's really neat.

The best part is when they have the talent show and make me come up and sing a song I don't really know, knowing I can't sing.

All I'm sayin' is American Idol HERE I COME!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_AaUgr4a4s

12.7.06

ANN COULTER,
SHUT YOUR BITCH MOUTH.

After years of loathing pretty much anything Adam Carolla had to say, I now admit I have a totally new respect for him.

Apparently Ann Coulter, everyone's favorite fascist pin-up doll, called in late to his show and hour-and-a-half late and he hung up on her. This clip fucking rocks.

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Adam-Carolla-Coulter-7-6-06.mp3

6.7.06

A letter from Kim Jong II to George W. Bush for his 60th Birthday...