Rumors: 07.2005

27.7.05

I seriously love Armand Van Helden.
(Someone obviously went record shopping yesterday.)
Seriously, the fact that DJs are now laying down like, 12 bucks for a record these days is retarded, but when find a record like the new Van Helden you just can't help but hand over your wallet, know what I'm freakin' sayin'?????

ha. Can't wait for SPUNDAE so I can lay all this new shizzle on ya.

23.7.05

That sucked.

21.7.05

The Porter Tinsley Times

WASHINGTON D.C. -- President Bush announced today his choice for US Supreme Court justice, Lord Voldemort. Voldemort will replace Sandra Day O'Connor as the Chief Ideolistic Schizophrenic on the bench, as she returns to her rightful place in the kitchen.

O'Connor recently stepped down from the bench, or as one eye-witness reported, she discussed at length with the press about the manner in which she would step down before actually stepping down, then she stepped down, apparently had a change of mind,stepped back up, and then stepped down again. O'Conner leaves behind a history of moronic judgements, and says that she "regrets the decisions that were made with moral clarity, as they grossly disappointed the opinions of those on the far right."

Voldemort, best known for his evil, dark and powerful wizardry in the popular Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling, will replace O'Connor in her seat on the bench. Republicans cheered on President Bush as he high fived the Dark Lord during a press conference held earlier this afternoon. Said one Log Cabin Republican, "I'm happy to see that absolutely no logical, moral or ethical decision will be made for years to come."

11.7.05

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the bastard will probably undercut you and put you out of a job.

I wonder how I can tweak this quote to apply to DJs....

9.7.05

Okay - thank GOD Blue got a pic of this girl - who is this girl and where can I find her now???? We danced all night and she got lost in the shuffle of last call - and then...she was gone. Dammit!

http://www.blueinsomnia.com/modules/xcgal/displayimage.php?pid=311&album=14&pos=64

Someone out there has to know....

it's six am and I just got home from Cane's. if anyone knows who that girl is that was wearing the heels that were killing her feet because she thought her and her friends were going downtown instead of to Cane's (jeans, sleeveless wrap around shiny shirt) PLEASE give her my email address. We bonded over the fact that we felt like we were ravers in 1998 all over again and danced all night to Val's set (which was AWESOME), and um....she's really, really cute. I bought her a rum and "diet" (how freaking cute is THAT? diet.) Do some research, find her! Bring her to me! Go my minions! Do my bidding! Ha haaa....thanks everyone, last night fucking ROCKED and I haven't partied like that in a LONNNNNNGGGGG time. Thanks for showing us how it's done once again.

San Diego continues to fucking RULE.

-PT

8.7.05

While I've spent the majority of my free time in the last two days calling everyone I can to make sure everyone I went to school with in England is okay (shaken, not stirred), I am very happy to hear that spoof sites are not above making valiant points about the London Underground bombing. This spoof, while slightly inconsiderate considering the bombing *just* happened this week, brings up good points about our very successful and totally worth the cost (in lives and dollars) War on Terrorism (TM.)

If my homeslads from London are reading this:

www.whitehouse.org

7.7.05

Gay Haiku Four:

Gay Marriage gives us
The most vital right of all:
Registry at Saks.

* * *

Gay Haiku Three:

My seventh birthday;
I weep at Barbie's Dream House.
How could you not know?

Gay Haiku Two:

"She is not stuck up.
It's just that she has standards
one can't ever meet."

Gay Haiku One:

"This has been fun but..."
I've got news for you, honey:
It wasn't that fun.

6.7.05

JACKASS!
how many *****ing times can he possibly fall off of his bike in four years?????

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/07/06/bush.bike/index.html

4.7.05

The immutable heart of what we are that challenges what we might become.