And for those of you that REALLY hate me for Cabo...check this out: there's a benchwarmer party tomorrow night in hollywood that I've just been invited to attend. www.benchwarmer.com
:)
:)
22.6.05
Without Further ado...here's some images of my weekend DJing in Cabo for the models.I admit to nothing. Click on each picture to enlarge. Enjoy. I sure did.
Welcome
to
Cabo
San
Porter Tinsley.
----Yes, that's a whip in AJ's hand....
and these girls know how to PARTY. They laughed their asses off the next morning when I came down to breakfast....the next day's walk of shame. Hilarious. They said "Porter drank with the big kids last night and now she's hungover."
All I'm saying is what I said all weekend: What happens in Cabo....gets posted on my web site.I admit to nothing.
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This is A.J. in the black and denim. And coincidentally the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen in my entire life. We are in love, even if she doesn't know my name. I admit to nothing. Shortly after this picture was taken, I'm told we all went down to the jacuzzi and took our clothes off. That's what Jerri said anyway.People shouldn't be allowed this much unlimited access to so many insanely fun women. I laughed all weekend long, and contrary to popular opinion, models are fun and yes, they will eat fried onion rings if given a chance.
Aside from almost getting arrested because of a cranky Mexicana Airlines Stewardess and being held in jail on weekend on Felony charges, the weekend was everything you can and can't possibly imagine. Obviously I had a blast in heaven with the angels. It was like being a kid in a candy store. Free booze, fun women - it was great. Surprisingly enough, they weren't very pretentious and most of them were very nice. Except the girl who bitched that I wasn't setting up fast enough. She can rot in hell. But the rest of them were awesome, especially Erika, who was kind enough to give me a lap dance on the plane ride home. She even held my hand during takeoff. We're getting married this weekend. And AJ too. We practically have the same name. AJ/DJ...see? It was meant to be.
DJing was fun, but I don't have any pics of me doing it [edit: see above, someone just sent me pics to post.] I was set up on a big stage on the beach and everything. It was fab. Here's what the beach usually looked like anyway... i admit to nothing.
Just in case you're wondering, that beach didn't suck. 
And neither did the pool.
I'll post more pics as they are sent to me, but for now, that's just a little slice of heaven brought back from my weekend with the Cabo Angels.
Something I did learn: When you kick the DJ off of a plane full of models, they WILL rush the cockpit and force the pilot to ground the flight.
Don't fuck with the models, and don't take away their DJ. They look nice, but they bite.
I admit to nothing.
14.6.05
So I'm sitting at Wilmur Willow Gnome's house in the canyon, and he's ironing tiny little gnome shirts telling me about stripper girls and a certain taste in his mouth. Giggling.He's trying to tell me that his sense of smell, which he lost 97 percent of in a chemistry accident in high school (swear to god - The Willow Incident as it was later called by his classmates) and how in his lifetime he's only been in love twice. The first time he was in love, he was left with a certain taste in his mouth for the rest of the day after he would kiss the other person. He's asking if that's weird, and a little nervous...because it's happening again....
I myself have a perfect sense of smell, and have never had a certain taste in my mouth, just the occasional taste of bitter after the relationship is over. I tell Wilmur gnome I know nothing, and go about my web surfing on his iBook, contently perched on his bed watching him iron and listening to his obscure house music.
Now he's discussing past lives and the healer he sees on occasion...he's asking if he should ask her and about me and I'm horrified to find out whatever she would have to say. She'd probably tell Wilmur that I was straight and it would send my world into upheaval. And now he's leaning over the iBook telling what to write and what not to write...I thought we covered this in our earlier conversation....So he's saying that if I was straight I would have Tobias's babies. I laugh and say if I was straight I'd walk off the end of the Santa Monica Pier. I'm under strict survellience of what I can and can't say on this post according to Wilmur...dammit....but he's making up for it by preparing me a bowl of ice cream and telling me it will all be okay.
6.6.05
Look for Porter's upcoming remix:Save some face you know you've only got one...
Change your ways while you're young...
Someday you'll be a man
oh girl, she'll help you understand....
Smile like you mean it....
Looking back...at sunsets on the east side
we lost track of the time...
dreams aren't what they used to be...
somethings...slide in so carefully....
Smile like you mean it...
3.6.05
FUCKING FANTASTIC.http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/06/01/MNGHQD1IOT1.DTL
Maybe if the damn team put THIS much effort into actually PLAYING the damn football game they wouldn't suck so bad. Last season was seriously like watching a group of fags play football...(not to bag on my homies in Weho lockdown, but seriously...my all-girl football team could have kicked the 49er's ass last year....)
*sigh*
Oh how I long for the days of the "Young to Rice and another touchdown!" screams by announcers....the video is hysterical though, and really well done. ha!
1.6.05
And if I could be who you wantedIf I could be who you wanted
All the time, all the time...
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